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Friday, August 31, 2007

iSmoke!

NO! I DON'T SMOKE!

iSmoke is what that idiot - Tom Dickson calls the iPhone after BLENDING it!

See for yourslef..



The Stupid ought to be punished.

R.I.P Dear iPhone :(

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Emraan Hashmi..

Stooppiidd Post Title. Stooppiidd person. I know.

yupp.. EMRAAN HASHMI.. thats the name which pesters me these days! And the reason? A no of jerks in my bus who can and in fact do listen to his 'select' songs more than 988434241141 times a day! Those really dumb songs are played in the mornings and the after-noons.. continously and when I ask them to change the song.. they play numb/here without you. And whats worse.. they sing along with an anglicized accent :(

'toh phir aao..'
"ugh! not again.. gana change karo please"
"kyun? yeh acha nahi hai?"
"hai.. par 988546 din se yehi sun rahi hoon"
"acha."

'Teraaaaaa Meraaaaaa'
"change karo please"

'I've become so numb..'
"yeh bhi nahi!"

'Zindagi ne..'
"NOHH!"
"acha gana hai"
"please change!"

'And I dream about you all the time..'
"Aur ganey nahin hain kya?"
"Kitni baar change kar chuka hoon..main pagal hoon kya *duh!* ab wohi sunna parega"

And.. finally.. I HAD to listen to all the crappy songs :(

The Gmail Video

Here's a video Google likes to call the 'Gmail Behind The Scenes Video'. Its a compilation of video clips sent by Gmail fans showing how an email message travels around the world.
I like the vid!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The Singhsons

HaHa! DON'T miss this.

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With An Exception of Bad News?

I wonder what Douglas Adams was thinking when he stated:

'Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.'


I my view, it would rather be good news. To be particular, the news of cancellation of yoga classes! Here's how : earlier this year, our school came up with this 'bright' idea of starting Baba Ramdev style mass yoga classes. We were given these tacky nylon tracksuits with bag-like pants. They were B-A-D! We had yoga in home room periods on Wednesdays and Fridays. Everyone hated it.. but the school authorities just didn't care. Morons!
Then, about 7-8 irritating yoga classes later, monsoons came to our rescue! One fine monsoon evening.. I got an IM from one of my friends, informing me about the cancellation of the yoga session the following day! I checked the school website, and it was true!! I was almost dancing like a maniac! I informed some of my friends.. who informed some other friends. Within seconds, the news spread like wildfire! This continued for about 2 weeks.. every Tuesday and Thursday evening the whole of DPS Mathura Road would wait impatiently for an update on the school website!
Coming back to the topic, I would like to correct Mr. Adams and his theory of bad news traveling faster than the speed of light! Is he listening!?

Ohh.. and btw.. the yoga classes are on hold as of now. Thanks to the weather + exams! But it is speculated that they will resume after the exams..wth?! :S


PS: The science practical today wasn't as good.. i might end up losing my marker cup because of the silly onion peel! No Viva .. and No Vodka! :D

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Monday, August 27, 2007

When Idiots Compose Couplets..

Okie! So today in bus, one of my friends composed this :

' Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some moron stole the toilet paper.
Shall I lie
Shall I linger
Or shall I be forced to use my finger?!'

My Reaction: WTH?!

phew! Busy week ahead.

Monday - MCQ test Exam! *not as bad.. I expect good results!*
Tuesday - Rakhi *mahnn.. its mean.. I'll be studying the structure of an onion peel while
everyone else munches chocolates!*
Wednesday - Science Practical + Viva *umm.. the practical will be managed.. but the viva?
Counting the interviews out, it has been around 9 years since I gave my last viva -
I was in Prep. then! What if i screw up the way Hari did in Five Point Someone?!*
Thursday - Maths Practical + Viva *ANOTHER viva!*
Friday - Computer Science Practical - SQL! *NO SWEAT!!*

Thats about it - will post something more interesting later.

PS: WarP - Overall Runners up @ MSM! boohoo!




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Saturday, August 25, 2007

What Is It?

.. that PC users can do while Mac users can't?

I SO agree!

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Orkut - A Youth Icon?

umm..okay?!
yehh.. that was my reaction when I saw the commercial on TV.
Orkut is perhaps THE lamest social networking site ever. And what makes it an 'ICON'? According to people in the commercial.. it helps them connect with their friends! Dorks.. isn't that what your phone does, too? *ohh wait.. multimedia cellphone was one of the nominees for the 'prestigious' title* Are people at MTV India in their senses? ORKUTT?! Out of everything on the planet - ORKUT?


Something is seriously wrong with the world!

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We Sing..

.. together in joy and pride
DPS is the best in the whole world wide *uhh.. country wide!*
A thousand voices in joyous song
We're proud of the school to which we belong!


yehh.. DPS Mathura Road Ranked 3rd by Education World - IMRB Survey. Thanks to the ranking, Education World magazines were being sold in our school for 20 bucks. And.. they were selling like hot cakes!

PS: Modern School ranked 12th! HeeHaa! :p:D

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Friday, August 24, 2007

FIRST POST!

geez!
This happens to be the first post of my 4TH BLOG!
The Reason: I have not been able to post regularly to ANY of my blogs so far.
Anyway.. I'll trynna sustain this one!
Don't have much to talk about as of now.. will be posting something soon!
Till Then,
Ciao!

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