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kae.. so following is a post from Akhila Nagar's journal..

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I DEDICATE THIS JOURNAL ENTRY 2 THE MOST *AMUSING* PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!.. ayayayayayy..!!!!

hannjiii.. let uss esstrt wid daa biggeeeessttt gavaaaarrz on the planeettt..

1. BRITNEYYY SPEARSS!!
kayeee..sooo britney sun beyy.. WTF is rong wid u mannnnn??? kyun nahin samajhtiii tuu kabhhhiiii..we dont lyk urr musikkk.. nor ur bodyyy... nor ur faceee.. so kyun bakwaaasss kartiii rehttiiii haiii....?? gavaar insaaan.."hit me baby one more tym"... challl naaaa.. daz nt evn ur original sng kii tu innna khush hoo rahiii haiii..!! besides.. kaun tujhe hiittt kareegaa... uv had a bachhaaa nooww...!! ur oldd...!! hahahahaha

2. PARIS HILTON!!
yeahahhh.. we noeeeee ur a skank merriiiiii beheennn... nd v olso noeeeee dt u publicly sed it.. assin sed it in the newspaper kiii ur very bad in bedddd.. toh kyun saare kapde utartee rehtiii haiii faaltu meeiiinn..???? jaa bhaag jaaa gavaaarrr..kuch aataa toh haiii nahiiin.. boooooooooooooooooooo

3. JENNIFER LOOPEZZZZ!
mannn tu toh bas character haiii seslyyyy...i meann.. cmonnn.. get a lyfffff jennyyyyaaa..!!!
teraaa ek gaanaaaa hitt ho gayaaa innaa proud kyuuun ho rahii haii beyyy.. kyun bey bol bol..??? gavaar

4. KURT COBAIN!!!! <3
beyyy gaavaaarrr.. TU MARA KYUNN..????
mtlb zaarrooorrriii tha suicide commit karna haiinn..?? we ol LOVE ur musikkk.. nd u left usss jss lyk dt.. nd btww.. dt courtney lovee...kyun shaaaddiiii kii ussee tuunee..??? i toh seyy shezzz a spoiler mannn.. gavaar haii poorii.. cmonn.. her bandzz name is HOLE!!! cn u beat dt kurt bhaii..???? HOLEE.. !! hahahahahaha....
may u rest in peaceee..!!! nirvana rokzz..!!

5. ZAYRA ALVAREZZZ (or howver ur name is spelld)!!
beyyyy..kyunn aaiiii tuu rokstar supernova meiinn..???? ol dosee pagaaaalll anticzz on stageeee... kya zaroorat thii unkii haiiinn?? stupid personn.. pooreee comp mein EK hiii acha gaanaaa gaayyyaaaaa... voh bhi REM kaaa.. aur koii nahin acha gaa saktiii thii..?? lag raha thaa kii tujhe MAD DOG SYNDROME ho gaya tha rabiess kaaa.. !* lol its a newly learnt fact!! :P*
u wer acting lyk SUPRMAN on stageee.. hahahahahhahhaa.. mann u funny nd gavaar 2..!! heheheeehehehe


ohh... nd a smaalll noteee for the guy who tuk my musikk ka examm..!! -->
mannn.. Y CUDNT U UNDERSTND NETHN I SED..!? mr. northern wales!.. ahahahahaha

NOW THE SECOND PART OF THE JOURNAL!!
:D

-- HAMAREEE PET PHRASES!! --

yehh.. so dese aree da phrases joo ham sabse zyaadaa use karte haiinn...:D


PRiYAL -->
1. "Why God Why!?" *haanjiii God..!! kyunn??*
2. "Sucks 2 Be You!" * Haanjiii.. okieee!! :D*
3. "Gavaar!!" *ahem ahem*

CURRICULAM! -->
1. "Bol Behen" * aahh.. acting of an illiterate person.. :D*
2. "You're plotting Against Meee...!! " *yaaawww..!!! ilu !*

ISHiTa JAIN -->
1. "Biach and a Halff!!" * yehh toh is js awsm!*
2. " Moron Kaa Patthaa..!" * i fink its originallt fakkizz shayadd..iono bt itz hawt:D*
3. "Hayyeee niii..." * aahaan..*

MeeEEee..!! -->
1. "Elaborate, Please" *wid the funny accent! :D*
2. " You're A Pisser..!! " *mann..*
3. "Shut Up" *:D*

AaSHNA mEHrA -->
* 2 be updated.. abhii tak hai nahin koii.. heheheh*

I LUV U KURTT COBAIN..!! ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ps : no offence

chaloo lezz sing.. VANDDEEE MATARAAMMM..!!!
yayayeyeyeyyayayyee

RoCk On

MeeEee...!!



Rawwkon Nagar!

Tired..

I'm sick and tired of 'Chak De' .. The Movie, The Title Track.. everything Chak-De bugs me now! Though a cricket-hater, I had developed SOME interest in the sport since the India-Australia semi final. But, to ruin the effect - there was Chak De being played for hours in continuation after India won the final.

btw.. INDIA WON THE T20 WORLD CUP! HeeHaah! Chak Diya India! *errr.. :D*

Yesterday.. I came across this really humorously amazing song while scanning the newspaper. The song, should've been belted out by Dhoni during Team India's trip from the airport to Wankhede Stadium..

'Get Me To the Stadium on Time'

I'm getting honoured in the aft'noon
Rah! Rah!
The belles are gonna chime. Tie on the phetas,
Don't mind the netas. Just get me to the
stadium on time!
I've got to be there by the aft'noon,
Tilaked and aartied in my prime.
Babes, come and cheer me;
Guys, come and beer me;
But get me to the stadium on time!
If I am dancin', turn up the sound.
If I am groovin', churn up the ground.
For I'm getting feted in the aft'noon,
Boom! Boom! The belles are gonna chime.
Bring on the P3Ps, mix them with the
Jharkhandis.
Let politicos barge in; let the Pandus
lathi-charge in;
But get me to the stadium on time!!


I have just finished reading The Namesake for the second time + I watched the movie today *Kal Penn looks A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. (provided a neat hair-cut, that is!)*
I got myself a pair of Crocs! *croc! croc!*
Less than 10 days for WarP 2007 - Better than Ever!

PS: On Tuesday, we will be going for Chak-De from school. *grrr..!*

What The..

.. Heck?!





.. And I thought yoga has finally been eradicated.

'Rain don't go away,
Come again on Friday
Little Johnny wants to say-
RAIN DONT GO AWAY!'

LMAO! Post # 12!!

Ha!Ha! Post # TWELVE!!

Today, I learned that confusion can be harmful.
*And may lead to humorous consequences!
These little kids in my bus, got confused between Gameboy and Playboy! And to watch them quarrel over whose Playboy was better was a sure sight!

Quote of the day: "Haaw! Tu Gameboy parta hai?!"

I have to go for a Peace presentation tomorrow at IHC, will be speaking on Indo-Pak Relations.

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*yehh.. couldn't think of a title*

Boring day at school.. some Inter DPS Cricket Tournament going on.
I SO HATE Inter-DPS events! They offer less competition and are played between 'members of the DPS family'.

Nothing much to write about.

PS: This morning.. I found myself humming an Emraan Hashmi Song. I'm Scared!

Relief Alas!

HeeHaah!
The dreaded half yearlies FINALLY came to an end!
Which also means.. that I'd be posting more regularly now.

Cheers!

iSmoke!

NO! I DON'T SMOKE!

iSmoke is what that idiot - Tom Dickson calls the iPhone after BLENDING it!

See for yourslef..



The Stupid ought to be punished.

R.I.P Dear iPhone :(